This just in...I wasn't pulling for the Giants until I saw that one of them had Tom Brady's Stetson ad taped up in his locker. I love that kind of sh*t. Tom...that's real borderline for a football player. Don't believe the hype.
This just in...f*ck Bob Johnson and Charlie Rangel. Better get on the new gravy train because the Clinton bandwagon is going to get mighty light. Quit tapdancing. Even if I wanted her to win, Hillary will NOT beat John McCain. We've been there done that. Wake up people.
This just in...f**ed up, strung out celebrities are not front-page news. If that's the route they want to take, let them take it in peace. All the attention isn't doing any good for anybody.
This just in...Staten Island's own giant rat, Punxsutawney Tony, popped up out the remains of Fresh Kills and couldn't smell his own ass, indicating six more weeks of winter, with mostly cloudy, record-level mild temperatures.
This just in...the Dow Jones Industrial Average has dropped around 2000 points in the last 6 months. Do we want huge tax cuts for the super-wealthy and war spending? Or do we want tax relief, health coverage and educational opportunities for the majority of Americans? Not to mention a few less dead American soldiers in the Middle East and a balanced budget. Make sure if you're voting Republican that it benefits you (that means you Bob Johnson).
This just in...welcome to Taskforce Tuesday...watch ya back...
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