Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Award Tour





Taskforce Tuesday's quarterly list of this, that and the straight up wack:



Songs we listen to but really hate



In da club --teenage girls and killers should not like the same music. Period.


Lean Back


Anything by DJ Khaled

They Know by Shorty Lo


Mo' Money Mo Problems--except for the BIG verse


H to the Izzo- for sheezy my neezy ?


Cant Touch This--enough said


Fool Me Once List aka Had a Spark when you started, now you're just garbage


Method Man --Remember when people said he was the nicest in the WU


Rick Ross


Smif n Wessun(Anything after Da Shinin')--not even a name change could help you.


Akon--No props for the Nigerian Nate Dogg


Roots--Sorry guys drop the MC's already


Raekwon-- Post the Purple tape of course. Immobilarity ?

Lost Boyz --RIP Freaky Tah. the originial Lil John


Foxy Brown -- Rap in sign language or something


Vince Carter-- Heart and hops do go together. See MJ.


Dead Prez--see Cointelpro


Enough Already aka Dont beat me in the head


T.R.O.Y.--How long must we mourn. ? DJ's please stop playing that song for a few years


Houston Rap--Minus Scarface but including and not limited to Beyonce.


Roc-A-Fella-- Let it go Jay


LL Cool J-- What the hell is Pink Cookies in a Plastic bag anyway ?


50 dollar dub sacks--does the recession affect the weed market ?


10000 colors of Air Force and Tims--Its not "exclusive" if its in Footlocker.


Female Rappers


SportsCenter


Nascar -- Soccer for Rednecks


BET--


Will Ferrel

Nick Cannon-- This dude banged a Vickie Secret Model and Christina Milian. Cockeyed ni&&as get mad love, but you're still a hood nickeldeon cornball.


Shaq hating --Best Center you ever seen in color


Tim Duncan--We get it you're great now go away


Chris Brown--Do we really need an Usher stunt double ?


Boston Sports--The Knicks are worth more than The C's. 26-2 is not a rivalry


You Played Yourself aka You really liked that ?


Spinning Rims


Eminem


Throwbacks


Jim Jones


Murder Inc.


Donovan Mcnabb--Are you Randall Cunningham or Warren Moon ?


BET reality shows--Public Access is shot better


Jesse Jackson, Charlie Rangel and the Black Illuminati--Toms


Isiah Thomas--as Coach, President and owner. Remember the CBA ?


Oscar De La Hoya-- How you doin' ?


More of that aka The World is Yours


Chris Paul


Pete Rock (except for T.R.O.Y.) <---less of that


Usher


BLU--if you see the E drop em


Dave Chapelle--Snap out of it already


MOP


Barack Obama


Kimbo Slice


Kobe--The ni&&a you love to hate


Chics that can roll blunts--Make her hop out and get the Dutches.


What do they do aka "You aint got no job Tommy"


Lil John


Irv Gott-- Does jacking old school instrumentals really count ?

Mos Def--Rapper/Actor oops i mean Actor/Rapper, I mean..


Christina Milian--my mixicano masala just get in playboy alreaday






Thursday, March 6, 2008

The End of an Error


Let us all praise the Lord that we will never, ever, have to hear any of the following phrases come out of the mouth of Mrs. Brett Favre...um, I mean Joe Buck, again.

- "Look at him, he's just having fun out there!"
- "He's like a little boy playing a game!"
- "You just can't help but smile when you watch Brett Favre play football."
- "He really embodies that gunslinger mentality!"
- "I want Brett Favre to sire my children!"

So long #4. Corey Webster will miss your perfectly thrown passes.