Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Award Tour





Taskforce Tuesday's quarterly list of this, that and the straight up wack:



Songs we listen to but really hate



In da club --teenage girls and killers should not like the same music. Period.


Lean Back


Anything by DJ Khaled

They Know by Shorty Lo


Mo' Money Mo Problems--except for the BIG verse


H to the Izzo- for sheezy my neezy ?


Cant Touch This--enough said


Fool Me Once List aka Had a Spark when you started, now you're just garbage


Method Man --Remember when people said he was the nicest in the WU


Rick Ross


Smif n Wessun(Anything after Da Shinin')--not even a name change could help you.


Akon--No props for the Nigerian Nate Dogg


Roots--Sorry guys drop the MC's already


Raekwon-- Post the Purple tape of course. Immobilarity ?

Lost Boyz --RIP Freaky Tah. the originial Lil John


Foxy Brown -- Rap in sign language or something


Vince Carter-- Heart and hops do go together. See MJ.


Dead Prez--see Cointelpro


Enough Already aka Dont beat me in the head


T.R.O.Y.--How long must we mourn. ? DJ's please stop playing that song for a few years


Houston Rap--Minus Scarface but including and not limited to Beyonce.


Roc-A-Fella-- Let it go Jay


LL Cool J-- What the hell is Pink Cookies in a Plastic bag anyway ?


50 dollar dub sacks--does the recession affect the weed market ?


10000 colors of Air Force and Tims--Its not "exclusive" if its in Footlocker.


Female Rappers


SportsCenter


Nascar -- Soccer for Rednecks


BET--


Will Ferrel

Nick Cannon-- This dude banged a Vickie Secret Model and Christina Milian. Cockeyed ni&&as get mad love, but you're still a hood nickeldeon cornball.


Shaq hating --Best Center you ever seen in color


Tim Duncan--We get it you're great now go away


Chris Brown--Do we really need an Usher stunt double ?


Boston Sports--The Knicks are worth more than The C's. 26-2 is not a rivalry


You Played Yourself aka You really liked that ?


Spinning Rims


Eminem


Throwbacks


Jim Jones


Murder Inc.


Donovan Mcnabb--Are you Randall Cunningham or Warren Moon ?


BET reality shows--Public Access is shot better


Jesse Jackson, Charlie Rangel and the Black Illuminati--Toms


Isiah Thomas--as Coach, President and owner. Remember the CBA ?


Oscar De La Hoya-- How you doin' ?


More of that aka The World is Yours


Chris Paul


Pete Rock (except for T.R.O.Y.) <---less of that


Usher


BLU--if you see the E drop em


Dave Chapelle--Snap out of it already


MOP


Barack Obama


Kimbo Slice


Kobe--The ni&&a you love to hate


Chics that can roll blunts--Make her hop out and get the Dutches.


What do they do aka "You aint got no job Tommy"


Lil John


Irv Gott-- Does jacking old school instrumentals really count ?

Mos Def--Rapper/Actor oops i mean Actor/Rapper, I mean..


Christina Milian--my mixicano masala just get in playboy alreaday






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